Day 4

I'm going to post amusing rants daily for you since I have nothing better to do.
I hate bed rest, but I keep reminding myself that's it's much much better than a lot of other things...such as grocery shopping on senior discount day.
The goal is to come up with a new topic daily, today's suggestion was to rant on cable TV. I don't have cable TV so I cannot rant on that, but I can amuse you with why I do not have it.
Originally we opted to not get cable because we were a young married couple and cable was too expensive. Fast forward a few years, now we're used to not having to pay for it and quite happy having one less bill.
The reason we still do not have it 12 years later, we are like fat kids & cake. We will both sit dazed in front of the TV (not even a good show mind you) only to get up to eat when not hungry(thus making us fat) and to use the bathroom but ONLY when almost ready to burst. God help anyone who feebly attempts to garner our attention away from the beloved craptastic show we are engrossed in, it's like trying to sell insurance to a guy at his first time in a topless bar.....you are not even there as far as we're concerned.
I will work on tomorrow's rant :).