I Can't Wait

Bored online I located site for movie reviews that offers "diversions."
These are subjects that people comment on to kill time. This diversion was about the mispronunciation of common words. This one made me cry and have to leave the computer to go to the bathroom (yeah that's not hard anymore.)

My grandma regularly butchered words. She took us to see "Jur-uh-sick Park" when it came out in the theater. Semi unrelated, but she also was amazingly tolerant of cursing, such as when my 4 year old cousin, who had a speech impediment, asked for ice cream, and my grandma's response was, "Ass cream? What do you need ass cream for? What's wrong with your ass?"

What makes this so very funny is I know that between a child learning to speak and my hearing along with my mothers hearing, something like this is sure to come up....repeatedly.